finally, someone is thinking of the children
I would have suggested it mightself had I thought the country was ready for it. But apparently now is the time. The solution to the gun violence we are experiencing in our schools is of course... more guns.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061005/ap_on_re_us/school_weapons
No one would dare bring a gun into a school if they knew the teachers were armed, right? And if someone was crazy enough to bring a weapon in to a school, they would be faced with a shootout in the hallways. That would be so cool. I mean... that would save lives and keep the children safe.
Come to think of it, maybe we should introduce a mandatory firearms course for children starting in 6th grade, and then issue them handguns along with textbooks. It's brilliant! No one in their right mind would enter a school with the intent on harming students if they thought that everyone inside might be armed, right? Oh, wait... I guess no one in their right mind would enter a school with the intent on harming students, period... hmm.
