I find myself using my camera phone more and more. Hmm....
Spotted the other day at the grocery store. I'm not sure which is most disturbing; that Aliens have landed, that they're creating zombie soldiers from our dead, or that WWN is the "world's only reliable newspaper".
The other day I was coming up the highway behind Mario up there in the station wagon. The instant he gets on the highway he crosses three lanes-- all at once -- to get to the left lane where I assume he turns on the autopilot and proceeds to take a nap. There is no one for him to pass, not for quite a distance, and he's doing all of 71-73 mph. WHERE do these people learn to drive??
Finally, this evening I am walking through the parking lot to the store entrance when this guy turns his lunchbox right in front of me to park in the space I'm about to walk past. While I feel bad for the guy and his undersized genitalia, that does not excuse him from several big no-no's here (besides lack of respect for pedestrian right-of-way and general parking lot etiquette)
First, if you are going to advertise your business, do so on a vehicle that doesn't scream "hey look at me I've got more money than I know what to do with, so I waste as much as possible driving this cube and feeding it with gasoline!". Second, while you are driving a vehicle on which you are advertising your business, try not to DRIVE LIKE A PRICK. Don't you think that does more harm than good? Third, if you are going to drive LIKE A PRICK in a vehicle on which you are advertising your business; don't put your name and picture on the home page of your website which you have plastered across your back window. Not only do you make your business look bad, but you've given me a name and a face to associate with the guy who DRIVES LIKE A PRICK as well. Tsk tsk tsk....
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