The other day I was walking past this Cadillac at Home Depot and something caught my eye. Yes, there is JIZ on the license plate. Is he making a statement about his ability to perform, despite his age? Maybe the color of the car is "Jiz White"? In any case I am surprised that plate was actually issued.

From the Ohio BMV website:

All personalized or initial license plates are subject to approval. If you are applying for a personalized or initial license plate it may appear to be approved when ordering, however, each plate must be approved by a committee before it is issued.

(all emphases theirs)

I wonder what else this "committee" is likely to approve for a license plate? SEMEN? CUM4U? GOATSX?
I realize that it's possible, maybe even likely, that the owner's initials are JIZ (I just wouldn't ever use my initials if it were me), but does that mean that Cathy U. Morgan can get CUM? and that Aaron S. Smith can get ASS? and what about Frank Ulysses Charles Kramer... can he have FUCK on his license plate?

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