Choose the option that best describes you.

Tuesday, November 29. 2005

more google video

I guess they don't have Kings Island in Oklahoma, so the whole family goes to this instead.

The parts with the little girl are especially cute.

Monday, November 28. 2005

google video

rocks.

This is cool.
As is this.
This is funny.

Sunday, November 27. 2005

discovering pa

I checked it out a few times in the past, but I just looked through I whole bunch of their comics and I decided I really like Penny Arcade.

Some favorites:
The Rigors Of Pet Ownership
Unique Gifts For The Home
Uncomfort

Tuesday, November 22. 2005

alors...

Tais-moi.

Monday, November 21. 2005

riots

This comparison was put forth in a recent issue of Time magazine.
Putting things into perspective:

France has suffered through several weeks of intense rioting which started in the Parisian suburbs and spread throughout the country. The rioters clashed with police and set fire to thousands of cars in streets across France.

In 1992, the city of Los Angeles saw six days or rioting as a result of the Rodney King case aquittal. During the riots, innocent people were beaten or shot and thousands of fires were set to cars and buildings.

During those six days in LA, 58 people were killed.

During two weeks of riots in France, one person was killed.

Friday, November 18. 2005

simon bar, report #2

Hey, Simon here, I would like to report a problem with my email. besides the fact there is dirt stuck on my inbox, i can't seem to get through to my friend. The messages keep coming back as error. I got to thinking, he lives quite aways away, does that mean he is long-distance? Do I have to put a '1' before his email address? And how much is this going to cost me, anyhow?
-S Bar

Thursday, November 17. 2005

what's the matter? ... CHICKEN?!?

"The president and I cannot prevent certain politicians from losing their memory or their backbone - but we're not going to sit by and let them rewrite history," Mr Cheney said.

Makes me think of a old stand-up bit from George Carlin--
"So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing
more than one big dick-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's
dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt
the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white
children to kill other people's brown children."

Perhaps Bin Laden has accused Dick Cheney of being impotent...