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Thursday, 30 December 2004

A few questions

Ask yourself these things as the year comes to a close. Reflect on what you thought you knew and slowly come to grips with the fact that you don't know jack (unless you can answer these questions).

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What is a square-witchew?

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What would happen if you went back in time and prevented your own birth? (hint: If you were never born in the past, you would have never been able to travel back in time in the present/future).

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What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

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How can you fax someone an automobile?

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Why do some people volunarily consume subsistence known as "Sliders" at a place called White Castle, and then remark about the laxatative effect of the experience, before repeating the affair at a later date?