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Thursday, 30 December 2004

A few questions

Ask yourself these things as the year comes to a close. Reflect on what you thought you knew and slowly come to grips with the fact that you don't know jack (unless you can answer these questions).

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What is a square-witchew?

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What would happen if you went back in time and prevented your own birth? (hint: If you were never born in the past, you would have never been able to travel back in time in the present/future).

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What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

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How can you fax someone an automobile?

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Why do some people volunarily consume subsistence known as "Sliders" at a place called White Castle, and then remark about the laxatative effect of the experience, before repeating the affair at a later date?

Tuesday, 28 December 2004

Tired

I'm wicked tired right now. I need to go to bed. I didn't get off work until 22:00. I hate windows xp. I hate windows server 2003. Hate hate hate. Sleep sleep sleep.

Sunday, 26 December 2004

Christmas Aftermath

After celebrating "Christmas: Part III, the Quest for more Presents" this evening at our house, I am now taking stock of the damage. We have enough leftover food (especially desserts) to feed an African Village for several months. We gained some very nice presents, one of which we "used" this evening: LOTR ROTK PSSEE. The house is actually only marginally unkempt which should make recovery pretty easy.

The best part is now I'm free to begin spec'ing my biggest, and yet unrealized christmas gift: my first major computer upgrade in several years! I don't know the full details yet, but it will definately be Athlon64 powered. I'm favoring the ASUS A8N-SLI Deluxe mb at the moment and probably looking at an Athlon64 3200 or 3500. I'm keen on acquiring one of the Winchester core versions of these chips, as they are made on the new 90nm process and AFAIK run just as fast as their 130nm counterparts while generating less heat and consuming less power. Also to be included is a minimum of 1GB of ram, although I'm shooting for 2GB.

EDIT: Do to the fact that I will be needed a new video card (PCI-express) and a new case (or at least a new ps), it looks like I will go with 512MB ram for now, and holding out for a future 2GB upgrade.

Friday, 24 December 2004

Merry Christmas!

Have a Merry Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!!!!

Hope you get lots a presents and crap!!!!

Thursday, 16 December 2004

Holiday Dinner

We had my company's holiday dinner this evening. We went to a silly restaurant where they have a GYO section on the menu. That's right, Grill Your Own! I opted to grill my own 8oz filet mignon to perfection. Well, not quite perfection as I let it get slightly more done than I prefer, but considering this was the first steak I ever cooked, it was pretty good!

Unfortunately the dinner came at the end of a long, frustrating day at work. The irritation started this morning with a phone call from my boss. A guy who works for Siemens, with whom I've been working a little bit on a project for one of our clients, evidently told the client that the project is held up because I don't know what I'm doing.
Now I will be the first to tell you that I have a lot to learn. That's because EVERYBODY has a lot to learn. No matter how much you come to know, there will always be much, much more that you don't know. Anyway, back to the point, I've amassed a fair amount of networking expertise so far in my life, and I'll be damned if I'm going to have an overpaid software technician tell me I don't know what I'm doing (or worse, tell others that I don't know what I'm doing). Anyway, as a result of this little drama, I spent the day sitting in a parking lot of one of the company's satelite offices, in my car, with my laptop, making changes to the network firewalls to try to overcome a VPN data corruption problem (I used wifi from the car because the office is so small there is no where for me to work inside without getting in somebody's way).
Just in case anyone is interested, evidently you can go work for Siemens and make $65k/year with a $3500 Christmas bonus (the guy told me all this while I was working on a server one day) working with applications that transfer data across networks, all that without knowing jack about networking! (despite the fact that he told me his company sent him to "network training"). Ugh. Where do you find a vomiting smiley when you need one.

Wednesday, 15 December 2004

I RULE!

I just wanted to point out to all my faithful readers, that I RULE! Someguy named "Googlebot" just can't get enough of my site! And I think he told his friend about it too, because I've seen "Yahoo slurp" around here quite a little bit too. Damn if I can just get these folks to post some comments around here. C'mon, I know you want to!

Saturday, 11 December 2004

Pear

This is a pear.
pear